Score: 0

"Doesn't really belong on the site anymore."

submission: ___Sisqo's__Gulp_Down____

date: April 4, 2009

This was funny to play when it first came out. Now it's just awful, and the ending was ridiculously not worth muting the repetitive noise just to see how the game ends. Funny eight years ago, now it can just be compared to the crap people make in an hour just to be able to submit something to the site.

Score: 1

"What is there time to do?"

submission: The Red Guy Game 1.5

date: September 7, 2007

The bars move way too quickly to do much more than walk around nonstop, and it's not even fun.

Score: 0

"Waste of time."

submission: Flash Virtual Pet 2

date: September 7, 2007

It's 11pm and I can barely do anything with the pet, because this game runs on real time. That doesn't at all motivate me to come back to this game tomorrow morning simply so I can see what the rest of it is like, I might as well play some Sims, I can do whatever I want there. I'd be more interested if it didn't run on real time, or at the very least, there was more to do at odd hours.

Score: 4

"Rather boring."

submission: Nuclear Eagle

date: July 20, 2007

Fun for about a minute, but it gets old pretty quick. It's not even a good way to pass some time.

Score: 9

"Not a dull point-and-click."

submission: Monster Basement

date: July 20, 2007

This was a very fun game. Definitely kept me guessing, wasn't a typical "I can't think of a plot so I'm making a point-and-click." I got stuck at a couple points due to not knowing where to click, so I used the walkthru, but luckily it didn't kill the plot since I only needed a couple tips. The ending is an awesome surprise, and helps make the game worth playing! I was worried it'd be a cool game with a lame ending.

Score: 3

"What?"

submission: Vagina Simulator v 1.0

date: July 18, 2006

How is this a game?

Score: 9

"Hilarious!"

submission: Naked Woman (Steep Hill)

date: July 18, 2006

I loved this, some of the endings were just perfect.

Score: 4

"Didn't grab my attention."

submission: Elf Girl Sim Date RPG

date: March 30, 2006

For everyone who can't get this game to load, make sure you have ActiveX installed. As for the game, once I finally got the stupid thing to open up, I played it for 30 seconds before I had to close it. I think the "interactivity" could've been handled better than a map to click around on, I didn't even bother seeing where it'd lead me. Practically as bad as links to click on.

Score: 8

"Never gets old."

submission: Cooties Bar X-Ray Glasses

date: September 8, 2005

This game has the kind of humor where you're amused no matter how many times you play it. Not much of a point to it other than exactly that, to be funny.

Score: 3

"Not bad, but not good either."

submission: Maya

date: September 8, 2005

You'd have to be a huge PacMan fan to enjoy this.